I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Sweatshirt | Funny Text Emoji Crewneck

This cozy crewneck brings a wink and a warm hug in equal measure. Soft, slightly structured fleece holds the playful “I Speak Fluent Sarcasm” artwork with crisp detail, while the classic cut sits comfortably over jeans or loungewear. Wear it on slow mornings, at chill get-togethers, or when you need a low-effort way to announce your sense of humor. The embroidered-ready layout and clean neck finish keep the sweatshirt looking thoughtful — not sloppy — whether you're running errands or lounging at home. It's for people who speak in dry one-liners and appreciate clothing that's as comfortable as their sarcasm is sharp.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for mid-weight warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- Embroidered or printed decoration options (left/center chest, wrists) with DTF/DTG label and print methods
- OEKO-TEX dyed, ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean