I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Hoodie | Sarcastic Text Pullover

This soft, medium-weight hoodie carries a wink and an edge — a cozy layer that speaks for you when words won't do. The centered chest design reads “I speak fluent sarcasm” in playful script and block lettering, giving the piece a dry-humor attitude without shouting. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add a clean, finished look. Wear it over a tee for lazy mornings, around the coffee shop while you scroll, or layered for a low-key night out. It's comfortable enough for long commutes and sturdy enough to become your go-to when you want to say more with a smile. The pouch pocket keeps hands warm and essentials close, and the tear-away label ensures no scratchy distractions.

Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and stores small items
- Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced waste
- DTG/DTF-friendly printing and optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean